brr..

Posted February 26, 2008 by amydish
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Ok, so there has been a cold spell on the blogfront, so sorry! 

I’ve moved into a new house with Matt and his friend Cam.  It’s a brand new 3 bedroom, 2 bath townhouse and it’s situated in the much more conveniently located suburb of Maidstone.  This entitles me to a 25 minute commute to the city instead of a 50 minute – 1 hour commute which is exciting.  We were able to move everything in one trip (basically) and didn’t need any help unpacking, in fact, I think Matt has completely unpacked everything.  So, in theory, this has been the easiest move of my life! 

I’m still not exactly sure where I am but got the bus this morning to Footscray train station and then it was only 2 more stops into the city (instead of the usual 10). Now that I have seen Romper Stomper (Russell Crowe, skinheads in Melbourne), I can’t get that opening scene out of my head where they beat that guy up in Footscray station!  Unfortunately (or fortunately) I did not run into Mr. Crowe, but yesterday I had another train mishap.  Let me first say that although it is great that I am able to get places on the public transport, and most times of the day the trains are fine, I seem to always have an annoying train story to tell by the end of the day.  First it was just the train running a few minutes late which I can deal with, but then came the time when I hopped onto a train, it went one stop, then made us all get off and said the line was no longer running and they would be taking buses into the city.  I later found out this was because a 7 year old boy had been hit by the train, but of course at the time I had no idea what was going on and was cursing Connex under my breath.  Then came the time going home when there was a faulty train on the line and I had to get off halfway through my commute and then switch to buses.  And of course yesterday, the train would not go to the station which I would have liked, but due to an accident of some sort, we were made to get off 3 stops before mine and be bused to the rest of the stations.  Luckily Matt has been available each of these times to pick me up but I know that will not always be the case.  Also, the trains get so packed that at every stop when the doors open you hear the same rants and rave about how people need to move, yet there is nowhere for people to go, and then they get angry, and ra ra ra.  Fun!!!!

 Enough of that.  I enjoy riding the trains through neighborhoods and busy suburbs and seeing parks and the city and sleepy towns. 

 Another update is that I have applied for my new visa!  My working visa expired on Feb 23, so after my unsuccessful attempt to get a tourist visa online, I went into the immigration office on Feb 22 for a grueling two and a half hour wait.  When I finally spoke to Glenn, my really awesome immigration officer man, he was going to grant me the tourist visa right then and there, but instead put me on a bridging visa that will allow me to still legally work until March 13.  A few more weeks of pay and then my tourist visa will be granted on March 14, and then I will have about a month off to chill out and enjoy this city.  I have done a few things here and there but will enjoy the time to sleep in and just spend some time with myself (and maybe a kangaroo in the zoo).  So, being nice to your immigration officer does help, just in case you were wondering.

 What has Amy been up to as of late?  Hm.. Well, Saturday I woke up at a decent hour and went to the art museum in Federation Square in the city with my work lady friend Leonie.  There was a fashion exhibit there called “Black is Back” and it looked at the color black in fashion and had a few dresses on display.  Apparently in Queen Victoria time, as when her husband died, she was made to wear the color black for a year and a day in mourning, and only after then could she began to weave a bit of drab color into the wardrobe, such as grey or brown or a different shade of black.  We explored a bit more of the museum that had Aboriginal works but were getting a bit silly and immature for an art gallery so we left and did a bit of shopping.  There was a huge used book sale outside which was fun, and a live band playing.  It seems like there is always something going on in this city, which I am not used to!

 A week or so ago I started going to an acupuncture student clinic in Fitzroy that offers low price services and consultations.  My appointment took a whole two and half hours and that was partly because I was questioned by two different students one after the other and then checked on by the supervisor.  This didn’t really bother me for the price, but you know what they say, time is money!  Apparently I have “liver wind” and a “hot tongue” which I’m not really sure what that all means, but I know that I now think my tongue is abnormal.  One of the things they do when they diagnose you is to have you stick out your tongue and supposedly mine shakes and diverts to the left a bit.  Have you ever really inspected your tongue?  Yeah, me neither.   I have some herbs to take but I haven’t begun them because they take a while to prepare.  Basically though at this point it is nice to be doing something for myself, even if I don’t know what the hell is going on in my windy liver.  

After accunpuncture I met up with some work friends at a karaoke bar, but instead of just one karaoke stage, this place was actually a building made up of karaoke rooms that you rent!  How cool!?  I busted up into a room with 8 drunk coworkers singing Marilyn Manson and the Macarena.  How could I not sing when I didn’t have to risk the embarassment of singing in front of strangers?!  This thing is the best invention ever.  You could pick any song you wanted so I of course sang “Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey and well, any song that I knew that I could steal the mic for.  I think there was video taken but I hope I never have to watch it.  Please don’t immediately jump over to youtube, for my sake, thanks.

There are certain things I miss that are things I can live without but that I feel very comforted by when I have them near.  For example, I miss mozzarella sticks.  I miss real mayonnaise.  I miss Vitamin Water.  I miss the American accent (shocking).  I miss Target.  I miss driving.  I miss being independent. 

 I’ve been listening to www.wrir.com Richmond Indie Radio while at work because when I start, the evening show is just coming on and I’ve caught a lot of aweseome bluegrass/twangy music that I didn’t realize I would miss so much while I was gone.  I feel an even stronger pang when I hear this music, such as today when they were doing a tribute to Johnny Cash for his birthday.  The music gives me a sense of pride of where I come from and something that although I do nothing but enjoy it and listen to it, I can somehow claim it as mine, it comes from my land, it comes from my people.  I suppose that sounds odd but from halfway around the world I find it comforting and important to connect with that which you sprung and lately I’ve been realizing the impact a geographical location has on your identity.  I do miss home, it must be said.

 I would love to ramble on but at the moment my mind is fogged with missing payment lots and the confusion that will be finding my way home during rush hour.  Although I am a participant in this society I still feel at times a huge outsider and know that the moment I open my mouth I will be found out.  Too many emotions going on at once in my mind to spit out at the moment. 

I’m reading a Murakami short story book and his writing just about sums up my life at the moment – absurd, observational, random, lovely, moving story yet leaves you completely confused at the end.

updating soon.

Posted February 25, 2008 by amydish
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oh my god I suck.

babble blah

Posted February 11, 2008 by amydish
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I am addicted to the Australian version of “So you think you can dance”, and contrary to what I’ve seen in the clubs, people here can actually dance. I am going to attempt another hip hop session tomorrow night.

I don’t undertand this “Dirty Sexy Money” show. whatever.

I had the best sat nite this weekend – bluegrass music, strawberry drinks, dancing, girlfriends and work hubbies.

The St. Kilda festival is fun but with 350,000 people I’m starting to think the older I get the more claustraphobic I become. Pretty sure we saw a dead body on a gurney wrapped in a sheet with a belt – surreal.

Still dealing with medical problems and had one doctor tell me that American docs are quacks and was a complete jerkoff. Am going to start the other alternative that is acupuncture soon enough. Need huge anxiety relief immediately.

Am moving into a new house closer ot the city on the 18th, yet not really sure how all this is working out. Am still awaiting information on work visa. Have tentatively changed flight for May (that’s right yo I’s a coming home!)

Am tired of typing in numbers all day but excited that I have a job that pays me and gives me free tea and milk.

Am hanging out all night in Matt’s room while he is at work and questioning my future and life in general. Am I really half way around the world? What am I doing? Have I gone completely insane? Is this my mid-twenties crisis?

Curious to find out who wins the Virginia primaries and a bit upset/confused that I didn’t look into how to cast my vote from way over here. Is that even possible? I don’t want to be one of those people. No, not one of those.

Missing the comforts of my friends and family in richmond and scattered areas. Most of all I want Chance (puggy) curled up in my lap asleep with his tongue hanging out making piggy noises. He brings tears to my eyes. I am halfway to homesick.

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Qatar hero

Posted February 6, 2008 by amydish
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Once upon a time, Kedar from Qatar played guitar or was it a citar?

Nevermind.

Qatar is playing Australia tonight in a world cup qualifying game and I couldn’t go because it sold out probably ages ago. But that’s ok. Because whoever scores a goal tonight will be the qatar hero, and that’s enough play on words for me to make my coworker snort. yee haw.

Help me for I am a bit tipsy, tired, and just plain silly while I’m lying in bed watching Bridget Jones Diary and looking forward to passing out soon.

Coworker Dene’s bday was today so we all went out to Section 8, an old carpark turned bar, where they serve decent bourbon and cokes and “tallboy” Cooper’s Ale that is comprable to Empire PBR’s but taste oh so much better. While there, an acrobatic duo who Dene claimed to be friends with began doing some sort of sideshow act complete with one man in a leopard wrestling suit and the other in a women’s lingerie getup. One of the men trapped himself in a box and then escaped. Very random but still funny.

Matt, who is currently at the Iron Maiden concert, just rang to let me hear what was going on. I could surprisingly hear the music pretty clearly! He seems to be enjoying himself and I am glad that he found his brother to accompany him instead of myself. No offense to Iron Maiden and all but u know…

A man on the train home kept asking me which stop I was getting off. I kept trying to ignore him but he kept talking to me. He asked me if I was Italian. I was not informed that I look Italian but ok. I’m unable to decipher the fine line between nice men just looking for conversations on trains and creepy men looking for the same so I am forced to treat most everyone like the latter. I ran away at my stop and accidentally stepped on his feet. Oops.

I’m tired. Night night night!!

trials and tribulations

Posted February 2, 2008 by amydish
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Feeling a bit poopy lately, took yesterday off work and just chilled out around the house. I went to The Forum to see LCD Soundsystem play Thursday night, they were great ! The venue was amazing and although I wasn’t feeling the greatest I still managed to dance around a bit. I never really knew how that band was set up but they had a keyboardist, drummer, guitarist, the works, and they put on a fun light show as well. They of course ended with “new york I love you but you’re bringin me down”. So yeah, $70 well spent (ugh I know!)

Didn’t do much yesterday except watched the cricket game between Australia and India (which I still don’t understand at all) and ate KFC which is definitely not as good as American KFC because it comes with a dinner roll instead of a biscuit and crappy fries. Bummer.
Supposedly going to a barbecue tonight for a birthday but not sure when. Right now woke up to the AC/DC video for shook me all night long! hehe.

I am starting to feel a bit antisocial lately as it is difficult for me to get to and from the city. Am waiting impatiently to hear about this new place we’re supposed to be moving into. Waiting just as impatiently to hear about the status of my visa extention which I have proposed to my work but am waiting as they check into options. Fingers crossed.

oh my little mockingbird sing.

Posted January 26, 2008 by amydish
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Today is Australia day (was).

I :

-bid farewell to Matty who flew away to kiwi land
-watched a lot of people become Australian residents on television
-gave in to the high waist trend
-began a new book about a Melbournian prostitute
-watched festivities in Federation Square and fireworks leap out of the top of the Eureka Tower with Jen
-realized that I have way too much going on in my head for my body to cope with
and vice versa.

Should probably go to sleep – 6 days of work a week for the moment and trying to get an extension on my visa so I’m not jobless for a month and a half before I travel. Wish me luck.

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Ow.

Posted January 24, 2008 by amydish
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Before I came here I decided I was going to take a hip hop dance class once I got here since I haven’t danced in awhile.  I figured it’d be a good workout, good way to meet new people, and an opportunity to listen to my jams.  I also figured learning how to “pop, lock, and drop it” woudn’t be so bad either.  I took one about a month ago which was alright, but a few days ago my two coworkers and I decided to go to The Space on Chapel Street. 

What a good idea!  There were at least 40 girls there, 4 guys, a full hour of nonstop dance.  I bought a pass for 5 more classes for just $40.  The warmup was a combo of stretches and ass shaking, can’t go wrong with that.  Today, however, I feel more like a 90 year old woman because my thighs hurt just walking and especially when sitting!  Who knew crunking could feel so painful?  I think I will be out of commission for a good week and then I will try this again.  Sorry, no pics this time!!

 On a side note, Matt has been asked to fly to Christchurch, New Zealand this weekend to trim Bon Jovi’s charter plane with all of their stage and band equipment on it!!  How exciting?!!  Don’t ask me exactly what that means, I just know that he makes sure everything goes where needed and fits where it can and he has to be there to do the computer/paperwork that goes along with this flight.  He gets put up in new zealand and a free ticket to the concert!  I am a bit jealous, I tried to go with but couldn’t find a ticket less than $565.  Not worth two days I’m afraid.  I will probably just work my days away and there are talks of a weekend session/zoo/who knows.  It will be my first weekend apart semi by myself since I arrived and maybe I can finish the book I’m reading – so good.

 Back to work processing direct debits.  Countdown 1 hour 32 minutes to go.  See ya later.

Grand slam

Posted January 20, 2008 by amydish
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Having never lived in a city where huge sporting events happen (ok, not counting NASCAR), I figured I needed to be a part of the Australian Open madness that hits Melbourne every year. I must admit I’m not a huge tennis fan and while I enjoy watching it on television, I don’t really know many of the players aside from the ones that make it into People magazine. Buying a ticket to the Rod Laver arena (center court) cost me a whopping $70 but I think it was well worth it.

Yesterday was a rainy, gloomy day and most of the games were cancelled during the day. Just before we were to hop on a train into the city to avoid driving, my left eye decided to swell up on me for some god knows reason and I thought for a moment that I may be watching the tennis match from inside a docs office. aaaaah, nah, I threw some ice on it and we arrived at 7:30 which was game time although Roger Federer (world’s #1 player I believe) was still playing his Serbian opponent and the game ended up going two hours later than it was supposed to. We waited outside the arena right near a bunch of Serbian fans shouting and chanting and watched Federer struggle to come out on top after what was I think I read Federer’s longest match in history. The Serbian guy put up a great fight! After the match was over they closed the arena for 20 minutes so by the time we got in to start watching the matches it was like 10pm. Venus Williams was up against Mirza (sp?) from India and ended up beating her, but not without another good fight on Mirza’s end. Venus was decked out in her earrings and all that jazz. The big game, however, was the Lleyton Hewitt, a fellow Aussie, vs Baghdaditis from Cypris. Of course the entire crowd was rooting for their homeboy but there were also a fair amount of people cheering from Cyprus. The two people next to me had on big clown wigs and I was worried.
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I have been so naive to tennis! When I play tennis I am lucky to be able to make the ball stay in play a few times back and forth. I never play for score and didn’t realize how all that worked. It’s fairly simple but I’m glad that I now have a better understanding on how it all works.

Back to the game, everytime it seemed like Hewitt was going to win the other guy would come and catch right up. I started to think it would never end. My stomach started growling around 2am and I realized that no one was serving food anymore. Having only had french fries for dinner so far, I had to stomach eating potato wedges for desert. I had no other choice. The longer the game went the more we pondered whether or not we should leave or if this set would be the last. Finally we headed off at 4:00am, just in time to get stuck in a huge rainstorm and walk to our car. We listened to the radio and the match ended around 4:50am with Hewitt on top.   Phew. what a night. I hope those boys get some rest. I woke up today around 2pm to another ewwy chilly day. The weather round these parts is just ridiculous. I would say it’s almost like Richmond being that we are in the “heat” of summer yet I am freezing almost every morning. I hope it heats up soon.

Welp, I was able to get my haircut for the first time since I’ve been here and I had them put some highlights in as well and I love it. I think the plan for today is web blog, grocery shopping, Supertroopers, more laziness around the house, and bed, for it’s back to the daily grind of the work week tomorrow. ay yi yi.

Clean Slate

Posted January 16, 2008 by amydish
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I’m creating this blog in an attempt to keep everyone up do date with my current state of affairs in and around Melbourne, Australia.  I realize by now everyone’s probably tired of my random e-mail updates so this will be a way to keep up with me on your own time and vice versa.  Most importantly it is a way for me to document my time here as a souvenir of sorts to look back on.  The goal is to update at least every other day with pics and various rants and raves.  Enjoy.